FWA stuff! I’m selling cool posters and shirts. Follow me on twitter to find out when I’ll be in the artist’s alley so you can come say hi and maybe buy things from me to put on your body and walls! :D
When I was 7 I was talking to my mom about people dressing up as witches for Halloween and accidentally said “bitches” and freaked out. like literally clamped my hands over my mouth and gasped all like “wow WOW OH MY GOSH I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO, I MEANT TO SAY WITCHES, WOW I’M SORRY I REALLY HONESTLY MEANT TO SAY WITCHES, IF YOU WANT TO SMACK ME IT’S OKAY I UNDERSTAND” (she just smiled and laughed and said it was ok)
When I was like 11 I heard that goddamn Staind song It’s Been A While on the radio and thought they sounded neat so I went and bought their CD Break The Cycle. When I realized they said “fuck” and other “bad words” I asked my mom to take me back to the store I bought it at (Hills, if anyone even knows what the fuck that store was) to return it because I didn’t think someone my age should listen to that.
A year or so later I got Matchbox Twenty’s Mad Season and almost returned it because they said “goddamn” (but decided to just ignore it and kept it).
How did such a sheltered piece of shit that went to church almost every sunday (unwillingly eventually because it’s so boring but nonetheless) and returned CDs because of bad language grow up to pay bills drawing animal people fucking while listening to NAILS, THE ACACIA STRAIN, CONVERGE AND WHITECHAPEL???????????